Your Car’s Identity Is Safe

Todd Davis, CEO of a company called LifeLock, made this announcement on the radio the other day:

“You are 25 times more likely to have your identity stolen than the car you are driving.”

Thank goodness. I’m not really too concerned about my identity, but I worry fretfully over that of my car. Thank you, Todd.

This line–”I’m not really too concerned about my identity, but I worry fretfully over that of my car”–is wickedly snarky. I love it! (P.S. Your grammar-related posts rock!)